Easy A

Release Date: September 17, 2010

Runtime: 92 min

Language: English

Tagline: Let's not and say we did.

Director: Will Gluck

Who's In It:

Emma Stone as Olive
Penn Badgley as Woodchuck Todd
Amanda Bynes as Marianne
Dan Byrd as Brandon
Thomas Haden Church as Mr. Griffith
Lisa Kudrow as Mrs. Griffith
Patricia Clarkson as Rosemary
Cam Gigandet as Micah

Soundtrack / Songs: No known soundtracks yet.

Quotes From Easy A:

Rhiannon: Now you're a super slut like me.
Olive Penderghast: I don't think letting Peter Hedlin motorboat you behind a Bed, Bath, and Beyond really makes you a super slut.
Rhiannon: There were a lot of people walking past, okay, someone could have easily seen.

Brandon: Do you wanna go out with me?
Olive Penderghast: Brandon, just a couple of hours ago you told me you were gay.
Brandon: You said I should pretend to be straight.
Olive Penderghast: I didn't mean with me!
Brandon: I am tormented every day at school. Just one good, imaginary fling.

Olive Penderghast: Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

Rhiannon: George is not a sexy name. George is like what you name your teddy bear, not the name you wanna scream out during climax.

Mrs. Griffith: I'm the guidance counselor; I should know all the students, especially the ones that dress like prostitutes.

Olive Penderghast: I think we should just put this conversation to bed.
Rhiannon: Fine. Don't come camping with us, just know I hate you bitch. Go get your chocolate milk.

Olive Penderghast: Let the record show that I, Olive Penderghast, being of sound mind and below average breast-size, swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth... starting now.

Olive Penderghast: That's the one thing that trumps religion... capitalism.

Olive Penderghast: I want a one hundred dollar gift card deposited into my locker by noon tomorrow. Preferably to The Gap, but I'd also take Amazon.com, or Office Max. Actually make it Office Max - I have my eye on a label maker. We did not have sex. I let you fondle my chest, and it was a glorious moment for you. Unmatched by anything you have heretofore experienced... including cake.