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Installing Love Part 2
Installing Love Part
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Customer: Oops... I have an error message already.
What should I do?
Customer Service Rep: What does the message say?
Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM DOES
NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS". What does that
mean?
Customer Service Rep: Don't worry ma'am, that's a
common problem. It means that the LOVE program is
set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been
run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated
programming things, but in non-technical terms it
means you have to "LOVE" your own machine
before It can "LOVE"others.
Customer: So what should I do?
Customer Service Rep: Can you find the directory
called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
Customer: Yes, I have it.
Customer Service Rep: Excellent, you are getting
good at this.
Customer: Thank you.
Customer Service Rep: You're welcome. Click on the
following files and then copy them to the "MYHEART"
directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, EALIZEWORTH.TXT,
and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting
files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also,
you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories,
and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make
sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with
really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor
right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE,
and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over
my HEART!
Customer Service Rep: Then LOVE is installed and
running. You should be able to handle it from here.
One more thing before I go...
Customer: Yes?
Customer Service Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to
give it and its various modules to everybody you meet.
They will in turn share it with other people and they
will return some really neat modules back to you.
Customer: I will. Thank you for your help.
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