Funny Break Up Quotes

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I believe in dragons,
good men and other fantasy creatures

Is there a cure for a broken heart?
Only time can heal your broken heart,
just as time can heal
his broken arms and legs.

My knight in shining armour turned out
to be a loser in aluminium foil

My dog is having puppies
and I need to take a year off
in order to train them
to attack your picture

I ran into my EX the other day,
so I put it in reverse and hit him again

I have a pet dog,
he kisses like you,
his breath is like yours,
he pants like you.
I love him dearly but
I wouldn't want to marry him.
Lets part before this goes any farther.

He said he'd love me forever.
Forever ended quick.

Why don't you slip into something
more comfortable like a coma?

I never forget a face,
but in your case
I'll be glad to make an exception

Better to love and lost
then living with a psycho
the rest of your life!

I just broke up with someone
and the last thing she said to me was
'You'll never find anyone like me again!'
I'm thinking, 'I should hope not!
If I don't want you,
why would I want someone like you.

Break Up Quotes Part 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6