Insulting SMS
Insulting SMS 1
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Today is an international day
for the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging sms
to a mentally disabled friend,
as i have done
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Dear Mobile user
We can see that
you are too dumb to use your mobile
Please put it on the floor
and start jumping on it.
Yours
Mobile Operator.
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One day a Cow, Elephant and Donkey
Were discussing who is greatest?
Cow: I give 50 litres of milk a day.
Elephant: I eat 100 bundles of sugarcane a day.
Hello its ur turn...
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Hello,
U R So,
art!
S art!
m
s art!
m
s art!
s artm!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
SORRY,
this doesn't fit u...
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I Like Grapes
Bcoz Its Boneless.
And I Like u
Bcoz...
U r Brainless
Ha... Ha... Ha...
Angry?
Come on, Its just a...
Fact...
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One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh I can't stand my ugly face
and fat nose anymor e!"
Then, it killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!
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Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it's really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp
.... I'm playing cards and
we've misplaced the JOKER
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Insulting SMS 1
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