Sex Phrases
Sex
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Among men,
sex sometimes results in intimacy;
among women,
intimacy sometimes results in sex
Why should we take advice
on sex from the pope?
If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
I've tried several varieties of sex.
The conventional position
makes me claustrophobic
and the others give me
a stiff neck or lockjaw.
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Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen:
I'm hoping that by the time
I'm seventy I'll straighten it out.
Men wake up aroused in the morning.
We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you.
And the women are thinking,
"How can he want me the way I look in the morning?"
It's because we can't see you.
We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.
I would read Playboy magazine more often,
but my glasses keep steaming over.
An erection is like the Theory of Relativity
- the more you think about it, the harder it gets.
You know that look women get when they want sex?
Me neither
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad,
and the good stuff is out of your price range.
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Kids. They're not easy.
But there has to be some penalty for sex.
Love is a matter of chemistry,
but sex is a matter of physics.
Winning is like sex, the more you do it,
the more you like it.
Literature is mostly about having sex
and not much about having children;
life is the other way around.
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