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If people came with labels, yours would say:
100 % PURE,
25% loving,
25% caring,
25% smart,
25% loyal,
COLOUR: cheerful,
SIZE: huggable,
TYPE: one of a kind!!!

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Definitions :
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever

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Do you take me to be
your lawfully wedded text mate,
in sickness or in health,
through metering or not,
till low bat do us part?

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Roses are red,
violence are blue,
Someone like you
belongs to the zoo!
Don't be mad,
don't be blue,
Frankenstein was
ugly too!

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Of all the babes ur my selection.
please dont giv me a rejection.
my teeth are clean for ur
Inspection so give my mouth
a tongue injection!

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,¤, ¤,,
(‘v’) <’ )
(( )) (( ))
>-*-*—-**–

“1 kiss please?”

¤ , ¤,
( ‘<<’ )
(( )) (( ))
>*-*—**–

“Not even a kiss?”

“Its alright, kiSs You”

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3 Fastest means of communication
1 : Tele-Phone
2 : Tele-Vision
3 : Tell-a-women
Still need faster?
Tell her not 2 tell any1

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