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About age thirty
most women think about having children,
most men think about dating them.

DATING... the process of
spending enormous amounts of money,
time and energy to get better acquainted
with a person whom you don't
especially like in the present
and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

I've been dating since I was fifteen.
I'm exhausted.
Where is he?

(Read Related : Dating SMS)

Employees make the best dates.
You don't have to pick them up
and they're always tax-deductible.

I was on a date with this really hot model.
Well, it wasn't really a date date.
We just ate dinner and saw a movie.
Then the plane landed.

How many of you have ever started dating
because you were too lazy to commit suicide?

What is a date really,
but a job interview that lasts all night?
The only difference is that
in not many job interviews
is there a chance you'll
wind up naked at the end of it.

(Read Related : Dating Advice for Guys)

I'm dating a woman now who,
evidently, is unaware of it

According to the Wall Street Journal,
in the month of December,
4.3 million people went on a date through…
4.1 million of them are still missing.

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