Christmas SMS
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Wanted 2 send u somethin
sexy + hot 4 xmas
but the mail man told me 2
get thestamps off me arse
and get the fuck out da letter box..
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Roses 4 u...
MERRY CHRISTMAS to
U...
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B4 the sun sets,
B4 the memories fade,
B4 the networks get jammed &
B4 I get drunk & loose my phone,
Im wishin you a
MerRy XmAs
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Merry Christmas,
Enjoy New Year,
Happy Easter,
Good luck on Valentines,
Spooky Halloween
& Happy Birthday
Now bug off and
don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
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THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.
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Christmas is cummin the goose is getin fat
i dont often send a card to such an ugly twat
but txt is cheap and times are hard
so heres your f**n xmas card
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if one night you wake up
and a big fat male is trying to put you in a sack
please don't be afraid because
i told santa all i want for christmas is you.
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