Difference Between
Men And Women
50 Reasons to be a Woman
1. Free drinks.
2. Free dinners.
3. Free movies (you get the point).
4. You can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks
you're gay.
5. You can hug your friend without wondering if YOU'RE
gay.
6. You know The Truth about whether size matters.
7. Speeding ticket? What's that?
8. New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.
9. You never had to walk down the hall with your binder
strategically positioned in high school.
10. If you have sex with someone and don't call him the
next day, you're not the devil.
11. Condoms make no significant difference in your enjoyment
of sex.
12. If you have to be home in time for 90210, you can say
so, out loud.
13. If you're not making enough money you can blame the
glass ceiling.
14. You can sleep your way to the top.
15. You can sue the President for sexual harassment.
16. Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.
17. It's possible to live your whole life without ever
taking a group shower.
18. No fashion faux pas you make could rival The Speedo.
19. Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise and Tom Selleck.
20. You don't have to fart to amuse yourself.
21. If you cheat on your spouse, people assume it's because
you're being emotionally neglected.
22. YOU never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
23. You'll never have to decide where to hide your nose-hair
clipper.
24. No one passes out when you take off your shoes.
25. If you think the person you're dating really likes
you, you don't have to break up with him.
26. Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply
store.
27. If you forget to shave, no one has to know.
28. You can congratulate your teammate without ever touching
her ass.
29. If you have a zit, you can conceal it.
30. You never have to reach down every so often to make
sure your privates are still there.
31. If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.
32. You don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to
fit in.
33. You have the ability to dress yourself.
34. You have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once
a month.
35. You can talk to people of the opposite sex without
having to picture them naked.
36. If you marry someone 20 years younger, you're aware
that you look like.
37. If you're wearing cologne, you don't have to pretend
it's after shave.
38. You'll probably never see someone you know while peeing
in an alley.
39. You'll never have to punch a hole through anything
with your fist.
40. You can quickly end any fight by crying.
41. Your friends won't think you're weird if you ask whether
there's spinach in your teeth.
42. There are times when chocolate really can solve all
your problems.
43. You've never had a goatee.
44. Gay waiters don't make you uncomfortable.
45. You'll never regret piercing your ears.
46. You can fully assess a person just by looking at her
shoes.
47. You'll never discover you've been duped by a Wonderbra.
48. You don't have hair on your back.
49. You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.
50. You get to hate Paris Hilton in the way only another
woman truly can.
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