Wife Quotes

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Bigamy is having one wife too many.
Monogamy is the same.

Many a man owes his success
to his first wife and his second wife
to his success.

I don't think a prostitute is
more moral than a wife,
but they are doing the same thing.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years.
I didn't want to interrupt her.

I have learned that only two things
are necessary to keep one's wife happy.
First, let her think she's having her own way.
And second, let her have it.

If women ruled the world
there would be no wars,
just a bunch of jealous countries
not talking to each other.

A man's wife has more power over him
than the state has.

When a man says
it's a silly childish game,
it's probably something his wife
can beat him at.

You only require two things in life:
your sanity and your wife.

A good wife is one who
serves her husband in the morning
like a mother does,
loves him in the day
like a sister does and pleases him
like a prostitute in the night.

My advice to you is get married:
if you find a good wife you'll be happy;
if not, you'll become a philosopher.

You can't stay married in a situation
where you are afraid to go to sleep
in case your wife might cut your throat.

After I told my wife that
black underwear turned me on,
she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month.

Never approach a friend's
girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal.
There are just too many women in the world
to justify that sort of dishonourable behaviour

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