Story About Love
Miracle of Toilet Paper

Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow then take a piece of toilet paper everyday and rub it between them for a few seconds."

I was willing to try anything and therefore, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and rubbed it between my breasts in front of the mirror.

"How long will this take?" I asked.
“They will grow larger over a period of years." My husband replies.
I stopped.
"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.