Spread

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Release Date: August 14, 2009

Runtime: 97 min

Language: English

Tagline: It's a business doing pleasure.

Director: David Mackenzie

Who's In It:

Anne Heche as Samantha
Ashton Kutcher as Nikki
Margarita Levieva as Heather
Maria Conchita Alonso as Ingrid
Sebastian Stan as Harry
Hart Bochner as Will
Sonia Rockwell as Christina

Soundtrack / Songs: No known soundtracks yet.

Quotes From Spread:

Nikki: My whole life it was obvious I was going to end up in this city. I don't want to be arrogant here, but I'm an incredibly attractive man. I can't help it, I don't try to be, I just am. When I was a kid my mother's best friend used to tell me that I was gonna be a little heart breaker. Turns out she was right. Her husband came home from work one day and found us fuckin' on the Stairmaster. Los Angeles, California - that's where all the beautiful little heart breakers go to live the dream. 30,000 of them arrive here every single month. 30,000 prom kings and queens, and Little Miss Cute Tits every one of them with stars in their eyes and a dream in their heart. When I first came out here, I had a dream - a dream of an easy life. I was gonna get rich from lyin' around having my picture taken. I was gonna live in the hills and drive a noisy yellow sports car and f*ck 6' girls who weighed 89 lbs. Guess what? Most of it came true.

Nikki: They say you gotta kiss a lot of frogs to find your prince. But in this town everyone thinks they're royalty. And the frogs don't stand a chance.

Nikki: It doesn't matter if you can cook or not. Women grade on effort. It's almost better when the meal's a flop. It shows you're willing to make a fool of yourself. It's all about creating equity. Think of it as a point system. One for flowers, two for dinner, three for an orgasm. You need 26 points for them to trust you. And then you can go back to watching football.

Nikki: You know what your problem is? You care too much. You gotta cut out the conversation, right? And just say something to piss 'em off.
Harry: Why?
Nikki: 'Cause once you piss 'em off, you set up the apology. And once you apologize you look like a sensitive guy.
Harry: I am a sensitive guy.
Nikki: All right, but you've gotta look like a rebel before you look like a sensitive guy.