So I Married an Axe Murderer

Release Date: July 30, 1993

Runtime: 93 min

Language: English / Russian

Tagline: The Honeymoon Was Killer

Director: Thomas Schlamme

Who's In It:

Mike Myers as Charlie Mackenzie/Stuart Mackenzie
Nancy Travis as Harriet Michaels
Anthony LaPaglia as Tony Giardino
Amanda Plummer as Rose Michaels

Soundtrack / Songs: So I Married An Axe Murderer: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack - Various Artists - Soundtracks - 1993

1. There She Goes - THE BOO RADLEYS
2. Brother - Toad The Wet Sprocket
3. The Break - Soul Asylum
4. Starve To Death - Chris Whitley
5. Rush (New York City Club Version) - Big Audio Dynamite II
6. This Poem Sucks - Mike Myers
7. Saturday Night - Ned's Atomic Dustbin
8. Long Day In The Universe (Remix) - The Darling Buds
9. Two Princes - Spin Doctors
10. My Insatiable One - Suede
11. Maybe Baby - Sun-60
12. There She Goes - The La's

Quotes From So I Married an Axe Murderer:

Stuart Mackenzie: Thirty years ago today, May and I were married. Some of you were there, some of you weren't born, and some of you are now DEED! But, we both said "I do," and we haven't agreed on a single thing since.
May Mackenzie: That's true!
Stuart Mackenzie: But I'm glad I married you, May, because hey, could've been worse.

Charlie Mackenzie: Maybe it is late. You know, I'll be honest with you, I had a really great time tonight and, uh, I'd really love to kiss you but I think that if I kiss you we'll end up kissing on the couch and if we end up kissing on the couch then chances are we'll kiss in the bedroom and if we kiss in the bedroom then, you know, tha-that's the part I always rush into and I just don't think it's a good idea to rush into spending the night together.
Harriet Michaels: I wanna spend the night together.
Charlie Mackenzie: I have no problem with that!

Harriet Michaels: What do you look for in a woman you date?
Charlie Mackenzie: Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor, but I'd really have to go with breast size.

Charlie Mackenzie: Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you gotta believe, she stole my heart and my cat. Betty, Judy, Josie and those hot Pussycats... they make me horny, Saturday morny... girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins... I want to to be Betty's Barney. Hey Jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love.