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What happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u
but i got this msg:
Welcome 2 D jungle network,
D monkey u r tring 2 call
is on tree plz try later

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G - Ghost
I - In
R - Real
L - Life

So Avoid Girls
&
Forward Their Numbers To Me...

Don't Worry Abt My Life...

I'm A Professional...
GHOST RIDER!

(Read Related : Ghost Stories)

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Life without u is impossible
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u
if u r not there i am dead
hello i am talking about OXYGEN

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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

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Please remind me
to remind you
about reminding me
to send you this reminder
that reminds me of
reminding you that
I AM THERE FOR YOU.
Don't forget

(Read Related : Myspace Love Quotes)

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What is the Difference
Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings
U into this world crying…
& the other ensures
U Continue to do so.

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