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Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES

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It’s the thing that satisfies
Your mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
In the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!

God bless your naughty mind!

(Read Related : Urdu SMS)

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Bite The Neck Gently,
Chew The Breast Softly,
Spread The Legs Slowly,
Suck The Juice Excitingly,
That Is The Way To Eat

Tandoori Chicken! :)

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TWO FACTS OF LIFE FACT
1 : U cannot touch ur lower lip with ur tongue. FACT
2 : After reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!

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What is the dumbest part on a man's body?
The penis.
It has a head with no brain,
it hangs out with two nuts
and it lives around the corner from an asshole!

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We all spend so much money buying clothes!!!
But the best moments of life
are enjoyed without clothes,

Stop smiling,
Its Childhood...

(Read Related : Exam SMS)

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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo...
One was caught watching TV...
Another playing football and
The third one will be caught
Reading this sms.

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