Me, Myself & Irene

Release Date: June 23, 2000

Runtime: 116 min

Language: English / German

Tagline: From gentle to mental

Director: Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly

Who's In It:

Jim Carrey as Officer Charlie Baileygates/Hank Evans
Renée Zellweger as Irene P. Waters
Anthony Anderson as Jamaal Baileygates
Mongo Brownlee as Lee Harvey Baileygates
Kate Forster as Featured
Chris Cooper as Lt. Gerke, Massena PD
Robert Forster as Colonel Partington
Rob Moran as Trooper Finneran
Daniel Greene as Dickie Thurman
Tony Cox as Shonte Jackson

Soundtrack / Songs: Me, Myself & Irene (2000 Film) - Various Artists - Soundtracks - 2000

1. Breakout - Foo Fighters
2. Do It Again - Smash Mouth
3. Deep Inside Of You - Third Eye Blind
4. Totalimmortal - The Offspring
5. The World Ain't Slowin' Down - Ellis Paul
6. Any Major Dude Will Tell You - Wilco
7. Only A Fool Would Say That - Ivy
8. Can't Find The Time To Tell You - Hootie & The Blowfish
9. Bodhisattva - Brian Setzer Orchestra
10. Bad Sneakers - The Push Stars
11. Reelin' In The Years - Marvelous 3
12. Strange Condition - Pete Yorn
13. Barry Town - Ben Folds Five
14. Razor Boy - Billy Goodrum
15. Where He Can Hide - Tom Wolfe

Quotes From Me, Myself & Irene:

Hank Evans: You know, I think you're a very special unit.
Irene P. Waters: That's sweet.
Hank Evans: I hope we get to know each other better.
Irene P. Waters: Yeah, me too.
Hank Evans: Do you swallow?

Shonte Jr.: Man how the hell can they call Pluto a planet? No motherfucking planet has an elliptical orbit. This shit don't make no sense.

Charlie Baileygates: So, Whitey, what happened to your family?
Whitey: I killed them. I hacked them up with a hammer while they were asleep. Ma, Pa, Bro, Sis. She was awake, my sis. I was just released from prison on my 21st birthday. I wasn't ready to leave but they said I had to. Fucked up law, huh?

Irene P. Waters: I never wanted to sleep with you, Hank! Okay, you tricked me!
Hank Evans: Yes, I tricked you. It was deceitful, it was disgusting and despicable. But just for once, see it from my side.
Hank Evans: I was horny.

Charlie Baileygates: Irene?
Irene P. Waters: Hmm?
Charlie Baileygates: Why am I peeing like I was up all night having sex?
Narrator: Well, it seems old Hank had pulled a fast one.

Jamaal: Lee Harvey, what's the diameter of a chicken egg?
Lee Harvey: 4.08 centimeters.
Jamaal: No what's that in inches?
Lee Harvey: 1.61, what the fuck you gettin' at?
Jamaal: I got ten bucks saying I can squeeze a chicken egg up his ass without it breaking.
Shonte Jr.: You can't put no chicken egg up his ass, Man, look at him, he a tightass.
Jamaal: No, it can be done.
Lee Harvey: I'll take that bet.