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If people came with labels, yours would say:
100 % PURE,
25% loving,
25% caring,
25% smart,
25% loyal,
COLOUR: cheerful,
SIZE: huggable,
TYPE: one of a kind!!!
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Sherlock Holmes was an idiot
and Robert Watt was a fool.
One was a detective,
the other invented radar.
But neither of them ever found you.
I'm a genius!!! :-)
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Little keys can OPEN big locks,
Simple words REFLECTS great thoughts,
Your Smile can CURE heart blocks,
so keep on smiling..... it Rocks....
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Love is sweet poison..
Do not consume without your beloved's advise..
Keep out of reach of others..
and keep it in cool and dark place (My heart)
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When u feel lonely, press ____ (first four letters
of ur cell no).
If U miss me, press __ (next 2 digits),
want a smile, press __ (next 2 digits),
need encouragement, press __ (next 2 digits),
press them all together and U can hear me!
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Your beauty is the capital of business.
My eyes are stock in trade.
Let us enter into transaction,
You secretly give me a trade discount,
I openly give you a cash discount
And thus my partner, Our trading and
profit-loss account will show super profit
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Ur words r ANTIBIOTICS,
Ur smile is ANALGESIC,
Ur touch is ANTI-INFLAMATORY,
Ur presence is ANTISEPTIC,
Ur SMS is ANTI-PYRETIC...
That's why I never fall ill :-)
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