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Love: The most fun you can have without laughing.
How do you know if a man's sexually satisfied?
He's snoring.
Just because someone looks right,
doesn’t mean their right for you.
Even broken clocks are right two times a day!
What do men consider foreplay?
Buying Dinner.
A kiss is a lovely trick
designed by nature to stop speech
when words become superfluous.
If you want me to fall for you,
you got to give me something worth tripping over
If being in love was a crime,
I would be guilty as charged
Before you fall in love,
make sure there is someone there to catch you
If a rose is supposed to represent love,
then why does it wither up and die?
Friends are like bras,
They're close to your heart and there for support.
Women fall in love by what they hear.
Men fall in love by what they see.
That's why most of
the women put make up
and most men lie.
Sometimes I wonder if men and
women really suit each other.
Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
Honeymoon: A short period of doting
between dating and debating.
Love: the delusion that one woman differs from another.
Love is a fire.
But whether it is going to warm your heart
or burn down your house,
you can never tell.
No man is truly married until he
understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember who gets tied up.
Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
Love me for my mind and not my body
play with my body and not my mind
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