Couple Quotes
Couple
Quotes Part 1 | 2
Those two are a fastidious couple.
She's fast and he's hideous.
Boys will be boys,
and so will a lot
of middle-aged men
Unmarried couples should get married
- that's an excellent tax
avoidance measure,
if a bit drastic.
A male gynecologist
is like an auto mechanic
who never owned a car.
They shared the chores
of living as some couples do
- she did most of the work and he appreciated it.
Whatever women must do
they must do
twice as well as men
to be thought half as good.
Luckily, this is not difficult.
I know happy couples...
But I think they lie to each other
Every girl should use
what Mother Nature gave her
before Father Time takes it away.
We do seem to bicker and bicker.
Sometimes I feel we're like an old married couple,
who think occasionally of murdering each other
- but never of divorce.
There are no good girls gone wrong
- just bad girls found out.
Good girls go to heaven,
bad girls go everywhere.
If you made a list of reasons why any couple got
married,
and another list of the reasons for their divorce,
you'd have a lot of overlapping.
A girl's legs are her best friends,
but the best of friends must part.
My girlfriend
still doesn't know
why her sweaters
are always stretched out.
Men are like pennies:
two-faced and worthless.
Never think about
the mistakes you made.
Think about
the mistakes you will make.
Men,
chocolate,
and coffee
are all better rich.
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